Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Google This

I have a stat counter on my blog, it’s a sort of site counter, but really gives me a little more information about my readers than just how many hits I get in a day. One thing I really like about it is that it gives me key word searches for people who look at my blog. Now most of my readers either simply find my blog by my direct link or they come across it searching blogger profiles or yahoo profiles.

But every once in a while I get a funny key word or phrase hit that completely cracks me up. Evidently someone in Mt. Laurel, New Jersey googled the following key phrase: “Is getting a hand job from your friend mean you are gay?” Ok that just cracked me up. Obviously it’s a guy cuz us girls don’t refer to masturbation as hand jobs, we prefer to call it rubbing one off.

So me being the considerate blogger knowing that this guy probably will google his burning question again in the near future am asking you to comment on his question. And the reader from Restin, Virginia......yeah you the one who silently reads my blog but never comments...wanna hear your opinion on this one. Some poor schmuck in NJ is wondering about his sexuality and it is our job to give him some sound advice....

Oh and the post that his search matched on mine? It was the Master of your own Domain post....lol guess it’s what I get for blogging on such a subject lol.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Damn I hate technology!

dropped my computer last week, ever since it has wigged out on me at the most inopportune times, namely tonight while I was typing the last line of my newest post, but I think ahhhhhhhhhhhh blogger automatically saves drafts now,,,well evidently not....because I lost the entire post ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

It stinks in here cuz I'm the shitz, or maybe I am just full of shit

Now for something a little different.....thought I'd do an interactive post tonight and well your participation is needed.......

I think I got the best complement today regarding my blog, no, I am not talking about a review or an award or anything like that....no, today Doug told me that he reads my blog on his iphone while he is sitting on the can taking his morning shit.

Seriously what can be more complementary than that?? Honestly I am honored that he finds my blog, morning shit worthy reading. I mean he could read anything and he reads my blog, it brought a tear to my eye really it did.... or maybe it was just the aroma of his morning log that was permeating though his ipone. Yeah I know I'm weird but you made my day Doug....

So here's the interactive part, if you have a blog what is the most complementary thing anyone has said to you about it.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

In and Out of Time

God I love this piece, she never fails to move me.

In and Out of Time
by Dr. Maya Angelou

The sun has come.
The mist has gone.
We see in the distance...
our long way home.
I was always yours to have.
You were always mine.
We have loved each other in and out of time.
When the first stone looked up at the blazing sun
and the first tree struggled up from the forest floor
I had always loved you more.
You freed your braids...
gave your hair to the breeze.
It hummed like a hive of honey bees.
I reached in the mass for the sweet honey comb there....
Mmmm...God how I love your hair.
You saw me bludgeoned by circumstance.
Lost, injured, hurt by chance.
I screamed to the heavens....loudly screamed....
Trying to change our nightmares to dreams...
The sun has come.
The mist has gone.
We see in the distance our long way home.
I was always yours to have.
You were always mine.
We have loved each other in and out
in and out
in and out
of time.